found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
We named our party play list daddy issues
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
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Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
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I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
The air taste purple.
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