Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
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He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
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Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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