i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
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she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
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Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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