You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
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I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
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Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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