I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
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The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
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I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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