It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
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This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
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I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
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Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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