You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
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So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
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You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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