I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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