Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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