Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions