i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
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Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
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Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again