theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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