So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus