Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
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I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
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Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.