So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.