She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
My liver is preforming stress tests.