Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
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Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
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I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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