U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
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We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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