Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
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I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
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You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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