Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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