This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
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i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
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Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.