I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN