A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
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I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
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GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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