I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
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im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
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I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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