you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
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great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
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Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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