So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
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She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
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you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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