I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
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Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
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My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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