There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
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Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
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Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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