Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
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I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
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SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
so much tequila, so little girl.
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