But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."