apparently the secret to your success is patron
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
10 Things Your Gyno Wants You To Stop Doing To Your Vagina
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
For Some Reason, Boys Are Singing The ‘Halo’ Theme Song In School Bathrooms
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no