He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I understand Curling. That high.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
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how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
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Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos