Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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