i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
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the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
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Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
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