That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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