she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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