I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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