I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
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Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
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Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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