shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
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I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
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But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.