thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
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I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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