you mean i was at the winter classic?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
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I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
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All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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