That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Reggie can tackle my bush.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
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Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
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I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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