I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
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I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
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You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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