i think i have two assholes
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
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Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
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okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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