I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
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Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Green mimosas i think yes
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
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You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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