so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
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i just sent this text using only my big toe
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
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God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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