Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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