Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
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I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
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the night was just a blur of sex and pie
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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