your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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