why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
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I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
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One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize