Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
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It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
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So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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