i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
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I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Come on in and take your pants off
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