She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
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Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
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Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH