Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
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side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
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You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
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