ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
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I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
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June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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