I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
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I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
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She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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