Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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